After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Two words: blizzard sex
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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