i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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