We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
organizing the empties. That sober.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
we should paint friendship bongs
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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