She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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