Only a mothe r could love this liver
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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