Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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