How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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