I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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