That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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