I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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