he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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