Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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