At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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