I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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