This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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