I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
