I just saw a hot homeless man
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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