The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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