Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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