I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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