kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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