I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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