I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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