Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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