they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
either way he was missing a nipple.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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