this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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