it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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