Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm too high and old for this...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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