I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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