Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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