I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
