I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
