Non-Jews are for practice
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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