Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Where is the hickey?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The air taste purple.
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