If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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