I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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