Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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