if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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