If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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