whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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