Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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