I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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