i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There's always time for handjobs
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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