kristin has been a bad kristin
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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