ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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