the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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