I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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