Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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