Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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