you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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