It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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