I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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